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Thursday, 23 October 2014

Castle Building Guide

Castles. They're big things, definitely big.

That means that castles and all their associated items take work to put together, something we're about to discover as we put together the Frontier Castle base for the Renaissance Fair.

As is traditional we'll be looking at a four stage build with the usual mix of various items, each based around a section of the "storyline", from building the castle itself, through the knightly tournaments and finally on to knighting the Frontier heroes!

So, lets take a look at what we'll need.

Stage One

9 Aged Timber Beams - Oak Trees
10 Castle Guards - Direct Request
12 Castle Bricks - Wall Post
10 Dark Mortar - American Moss
10 Wrought Iron Bars - Direct Request
12 Thick Iron Chains - Wall Post

Stage Two

12 Armour Polish - Basic Still
16 Long Frilly Feathers - Wall Post
8 Dress Armour - Crafted
14 Knight's Spurs - Silver Forge
16 Latin Textbooks - Direct Request
8 Ceremonial Swords - Crafted

Each Armour requires 5 Metal Chestplates (Tin Forge) and 8 Chainmail Doublets (Wall Post)

Each Sword requires 6 Discarded Scythe Blades (Fountain Grass) and 7 Jewelled Hilts (Direct Request)

Stage Three

21 Extra Lances - Pine Tree
18 Spare Squires - Wall Post
9 Horse Armour - Crafted
16 Gorgets - Brass Forges
15 Competition Horseshoes - Direct Request
10 Jousting Shields - Crafted

Each Armour requires 7 Horse Helmets (Horseradish) and 8 Armoured Saddles (Direct Request)

Each Shield requires 6 Cured Leather Hides (Hide Prepping Stations), 12 Buckler Bases (Wall Post) and 5 Spray On Armour Coating (Direct Request)

Stage Four

25 Knighthood Oaths - Direct Request
20 Kneeling Pedestal - Wall Post
12 Coat o' Arms - Crafted
20 Long Red Rugs - Red Cabbage
18 Crested Rings - Wall Post
12 Stoned Swords - Crafted

Each Coat o' Arms requires 6 Granny's Favourite Sweater (Granny's Oven), 9 Hedge Shears (Wall Post) and 6 Spare Arms (Direct Request)

Each Sword requires 9 Oddly Shaped Boulders (Iron Forge), 9 Hollowing Chisel (Direct Request) and 5 Heavy Swords (Wall Post)

Thursday, 9 October 2014

Day of the Dead Building Guide

If there's one thing you need for a true Day of the Dead celebration it's some really good floats for the parade!

So, with that in mind we're going to get all of our best building tools together, grab the kids to play at arts and crafts and build one for the homestead...

The Float is a three (yep, three) step build with that usual mix of items we request, ones we craft and those ever loved homestead drops.

So, let's get to work shall we?

Stage One

10 Spools of Chicken Wire - Chickens
16 Crepe Paper - Direct Request
8 Float Trailers - Crafted
10 Black and White Maracas - Black Eyed Peas
10 Chocolate Top Hats - Wall Post
15 Skeleton Marionettes - Wall Post

Each Trailer Requires 3 Worn Axles (Imported Silver Sheep) and 4 Trailer Tops (Wall Post)

Stage Two

20 Flame Retardant Floral Sheeting - Direct Request
20 Mausoleum Candles - Wall Post
9 Float Skulls - Crafted
25 Marigold Petals - Basic Stills
25 Pleasant Incense - Direct Request
20 Loved One's Pictures - Wall Post

Each Skull requires 6 Papier Mache Mix (Hibiscus), 12 Skull Frames (Wall Post) and 8 Giant Top Hats (Direct Request)

Stage Three

25 Tossin' Candy - Steel Forge
25 Candle String - Wall Post
12 Float Base - Crafted
25 Hand Woven Baskets - Saffron
18 Candy Tossers - Direct Request
12 Music Amplifiers - Crafted

Each Base requires 6 Tinsel String (Llamas), 9 Recycled Fabric (Wall Post), 7 Old Baseboards (Request)

Each Amplifier Requires 8 Wooden Cones (Jasmine), 8 Megaphone Expanders (Direct Request) and 6 Broken Phonographs (Wall Post)

Thursday, 2 October 2014

Genie's Lamp Building Guide

If we're going to kit out a massive lamp for a genie, we're going to do it properly.

And there's entry number 42'812 into "things PT has made me write I never thought I would".

As you'd expect the Lamp is a traditional build setup with four stages of crafting, requests and homestead drops!

PLEASE NOTE: Keep an eye on stages 2 and 3 as they both contain the same craft, so keep asking for Archway items if you have other stuff to finish off, get a head start!

Stage One

10 Imported Leather - Hide Prepping Stations
10 Dark Curtains - Direct Request
12 Mirage Harnesser - Wall Post
8 Gold Tassels - Goose
12 Sitting Pillows - Direct Request
15 Offer Bowls - Wall Post

Stage Two

20 Carved Stools - Oak Trees
15 Incense Cones - Wall Post
8 Archways - Crafted
12 Golden Mirrors - Gold Forge
15 Gilded Vanity - Direct Request
10 Incense Burners - Crafted

Each Archway requires 6 Archway Supports (Basic Still) and 8 Arch Tops (Wall Post)

Each Burner requires 5 Bamboo Plates (Bamboo) and 6 Holy Cups (Direct Request)

Stage Three

15 Smellin' Candles - Lilac
15 Wall Drapes - Wall Post
10 Archways - Crafted
18 Tall Candles - Corn
18 Skeeter Nets - Direct Request
10 Hookah Tables - Crafted

Each Archway requires 6 Archway Supports (Basic Stills) and 8 Arch Tops (Wall Post)

Each Table requires 6 Empty Vases (Silver Vein), 10 Series of Tubes (Direct Request) and 3 Low Tables (Wall Post)

Stage Four

25 Fancy Columns - Direct Request
16 Fancy Footstools - Wall Post
12 Dim Chandeliers - Crafted
18 Hangin' Plants - Alalfa
18 Tea Settings - Wall Post
12 Lamp Lights - Crafted

Each Chandelier requires 8 Old Wheels (Recycle Bins), 8 Set Candles (Wall Post) and 6 Lamp Chains (Direct Request)

Each Lamp Light requires 6 Dusty Lanterns (Tin Forge), 8 Black Candles (Direct Request) and 5 Burnin' Matches (Wall Post)

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Flying Machines, the real life versions...

- Written by Andy -

It's fairly obviously known that I'm a PT nerd.but I'm also a bit of an air nerd as well, so this latest thread has got me interested in the various designs of the animals.

Did you know that every single animal/machine in the thread is a nod towards a real life item?

Some are more famous than others, some are just a random drawing with a forgotten history and some have a lasting influence on flight...

So I thought it would be interesting to go above and beyond the normal and take a look at the real life counterparts of our new additions...

The Flight Suit and variations

The flight suit and pretty much all its variations nod to one man, someone who was to gliding what Ford was to cars or one of the interchangeable Kardashians is to reality TV.

Otto Lilienthal was a Prussian/German engineer who'd been interested in flight from a child and after a career as an engineer started designing and flying his own gliders.

Here was a man so dedicated to gliding that he first built a 4 meter tower on his favourite launching place, then a 15 meter high conical hill so he could glide off in all directions and regularly invited photographers to come and snap him gliding, sometimes even managing to stay in the air shouting orders at them where to aim... certainly these photos give us a clear indication of how his gliders were constructed and lots of them can be seen in ours...

He held numerous records for distance and his experiments in flight included some of the most detailed examinations of storks and how they flew that opened up a number of avenues for other flight pioneers, including the Wright Brothers.

Sadly his end was down to the very thing he lived for, in 1896 his glider failed on the fourth run of the day, pitching forward and crashing. Lilienthal suffered a broken neck and despite medical assistance passed away a day later, with his last words being "sacrifices must be made".

He's still remembered though, with a gliding medal in his name, an airport in Berlin, a museum and a monument, built on the top of his own conical hill celebrating his life.

For more on Otto Lilienthal, check his Wikipedia entry HERE.

The Self Powered Contraption and variations

This set are largely made up of items that you'll find similarities in things, but not much historical record, they do, however, all have a basis in reality, which is a testament to human imagination and ingenuity... Or, just a catalogue of failed attempts... or both!

The Contraption itself is, surprisingly a common theme, during attempts at man powered flight, the idea of a bicycle with wings was a common one, this one seems to look most like some aborted attempts from the 1900's,

The Flappin' Hog is the most recognisable of the second series, being similar to a design by a name I'm sure most will know... Leonardo Da Vinci. 

While mostly known as an artist Da Vinci was an inventor beyond his time, designing, if not successfully building, a number of gadgets including a glider and even a helicopter.

All three of the others can be found in one for or another by searching for old flying attempts, with each one spottable in a google image search as a simple drawing or diagram but, sadly, with no real identifying history.

The Motored Machine and variations

This final set are almost all identifiable as being influenced by known designs.

The Motored Machine itself is a nod towards the aristocratically named Marquis' Multiplane.

It was the brainchild of the French Marquis d'Ecquevilley, a naval engineer who openly admitted he was just trying to make something simple and cheap.

There's no record of it doing any actual flying... but it was certainly unique and smacked of the idea that if two wings made the Wright Brothers plane fly, then what you needed to fly better was... MORE!

In fact, the amount of wings in our version is somewhat conservative, the first one had 11 wings, the final version known about had... wait for it... 50 wings. Just think if we had to ask for the stuff to make all of them...

You can read more about it HERE.

The Steam Spinner is possibly the one with the most long lasting effect on flight, certainly in its class.

It has definite parallels to the very first helicopter designed by Igor Sikorsky, a Russian/American designer who is credited with a number of planes and helicopters and a lasting name today.

To put it into context, take a look at this helicopter doing what I often feel is one of the most amazing sights in flight, lifting not only itself on what is little other than a very fancy fan blade... but taking a TANK up with it.

That helicopter is a Sikorsky CH54B, so that is the great, great, great, great grandchild of our Steam Spinner. Wow.

All I'm going to say about the Bouncin’ Buggy is watch from 45 seconds in on this YouTube clip of a Pathe News article in the 1920s.

Alrighty then!

Finally the Banded Prop... This is also one of the earlier ones, coming from 1883 and a Frenchman called Alexandre Goupil. While this one never became reality he did make an unpowered version which managed to glide and carry two men.

Latterly it's become named the Duck, but apparently that was a name attributed by others, but looking at the shape you can understand it!

To see more about Goupil, check HERE.

The Flying Machine rideable is obviously based on the Wright Brothers, the most famous plane in flight. This one is easy to search online and is almost impossible to miss!

Finally, the one I forgot as it's much more recent, the Slingin' Sheep.

This design is a nod towards a New Zealander, Connor Cameron. Cameron is a sheep farmer who largely produces for the local area, a rural area that Cameron found hard to transport sheep around in an efficient fashion.

He then worked towards a way to transport individual sheep via a pack made of CO2 canisters that drove the gas through funnels and a launching catapult to help them achieve "flight speed" as the packs couldn't produce enough initial force to move the sheep.

After much experimentation this was cancelled after it was discovered that steering was an issue, exacerbated by an incident involving one of the deliveries, the local vicar and a hedge.

Naah, that was all rubbish... the closest thing this comes from is Wile-E-Coyote and a Looney Tunes cartoon... but would be fun, right?

Thursday, 11 September 2014

Tree Fort Building Guide

Growing up means more responsibility, extra trust, later bedtimes and... a whopping great Tree Fort? I think I must have missed that bit...

Well, we always want to do the best for our kids, so I guess that means making one!

As usual, the Fort is what we'd expect, a four step build and the usual mix of requests, crafting and those ever so lovely homestead drops... so lets see what we'll need!

Stage One

15 Lag Bolts - Tin Forge
10 Branch Trimmers - Direct Request
12 Mitre Saws - Wall Post
10 Pressure Treated Nails - Iron Forge
12 Sturdy Climbing Ropes - Direct Request
15 Steam Drills - Wall Post

Stage Two

15 Composite Boards - Oak Tree (7 or 12 Chop)
15 Copper Spyglasses - Wall Post
9 Tree Stairs - Crafted
14 Tree Glue - Marshmallow
15 Knee Brackets - Direct Request
9  Hanging Foundations - Crafted

Each Stair requires 4 Pressure Treated Planks (Granny's Ovens) and 8 Stair Stringers (Wall Post)

Each Foundation requires 6 Steel Cables (Steel Forges) and 6 Cement Beams (Direct Request)

Stage Three

25 Pine Shingles - Pine Tree (5 or 8 Chop)
18 Tree Fort Stoves - Wall Post
9 Tree Fort Roofs - Crafted
16 Thatching - Fountain Grass
16 Huntin' Slingshots - Direct Request
10 Tree Fort Walls - Crafted

Each Roof requires 7 Sturdy Rafters (Wood Lathes) and 8 10x12 Foot Planks (Direct Request)

Each Wall requires 4 Long Nails (Spirit Cactus), 10 Framing Hammers (Wall Post) and 4 Treated Sidings (Direct Request)

Stage Four

25 S'mores Kits - Direct Request
16 Rope Bridges - Wall Post
12 Tree Fort Elevators - Crafted
18 Candy Stashes - Candy Corn
20 Jesse James Posters - Wall Post
12 Emergency Escape Poles - Crafted

Each Elevator requires 6 Used Ropes (Poison Ivy), 9 Brass Pulleys (Wall Post) and 5 Elevator Platforms (Direct Request)

Each Pole requires 9 Tightened Bases (Recycle Bin), 9 Slick Poles (Direct Request) and 5 Circular Holes (Wall Post)

Thursday, 4 September 2014

Bess' Baby Building Guide

Oh boy, babies are hard work!

Thankfully for us, Bess is only having the one but it's still going to need us to work a standard four step build to get her the nursery she wants, along with all the accoutrements you need for a sprog... oh, and also Doc a quick refresher course in midwifery...

Take special note of the Fun Cribs, used in stages 3 AND 4 so if you have anything else left in stage 3 hold off on crafting the final one so you can keep asking for the next stage!

Stage One

10 Bibs - Geese
9 Bottles - Direct Request
10 Baby Blue Pacifiers - Wall Post
12 Burp Cloths - Ginger
12 Soft Stuffed Bears - Direct Request
12 Shakey Rattles - Wall Post

Stage Two

18 Talcum Powder - Vanilla Orchid
16 Cloth Diapers - Wall Post
8 Changing Tables - Crafted
14 Rash Cream - Lilac
12 Pins - Direct Request
9 Diaper Pails - Crafted

Each Table requires 4 Changing Pads (Potatoes) and 8 Wooden Organisers (Wall Post)

Each Pail requires 6 Deep Buckets (Iron Forges) 8 Sealin' Lids (Direct Request)

Stage Three

18 Soothin' Teas - Festive Cinnamon
12 Udder Support - Wall Post
9 Fun Cribs - Crafted
20 Soft Cushions - Sheep
18 Warm Towels - Direct Request
10 Relaxing Cushions - Crafted

Each Fun Crib requires 6 Baby Bedding (Goat), 8 Crib Frames (Direct Request) and 4 Country Mobiles (Wall Post)

Each Cushion requires 6 Fleece Blankets (Silk), 8 Feathery Stuffing (Wall Post) and 4 Sleepy Pillows (Direct Request)

Stage Four

15 Baby Books - Direct Request
16 Nite Lights - Wall Post
12 Baby Rockers - Crafted
18 Crawlin' Rugs - Turf
20 Soft Blankets - Wall Post
12 Fun Cribs - Crafted

Each Baby Rocker requires 9 Hangin' Chains (Steel Forge), 9 Hard Planks (Wall Post) and 6 Legless Chairs (Direct Request)

Each Fun Crib requires 6 Baby Bedding (Goat), 8 Crib Frames (Direct Request) and 4 Country Mobiles (Wall Post)

Thursday, 21 August 2014

Statehood Building Guide

Building a State infrastructure is a tricky business but if we're going to do it, we're going to do it right!

The build in the Statehood mission is a standard four stepper, with all the usual mix of items.

One thing to note is that there is a common item between builds 3 and 4, so leave those until last during build 3 so you can keep collecting/asking!

Stage One

12 Rock Picks - Rocks
10 Scaffolding - Direct Request
8 Construction Crew - Wall Post
10 Blastin' Sticks - Silver Forge
10 Climbing Gear - Direct Request
12 Sculpting Crew - Wall Post

Stage Two

15 Rehab Weights - Popcorn Kettle
12 Massage Chairs - Wall Post
9 Swimmin' Tubs - Crafted
12 Pain Snacks - Catnip
15 Small Stretchers - Direct Request
8 Fixin' Tables - Crafted

Each Tub requires 4 Old Washtubs (Tin Forge) and 8 Paddle Wheels (Wall Post)

Each Table requires 6 Relaxin' Pads (Birds of Paradise) and 8 Rectangular Tables (Direct Request)

Stage Three

25 Pink Tickets - Sheep
16 Parking Meters - Wall Post
8 Street Blockers - Crafted
14 Stoppin' Whistles - Steel Forge
12 Walk Only Signs - Direct Request
10 Free Parkin' Spots - Crafted

Each Blocker requires 6 Solid Logs (Turf) and 8 Wagon Snaggers (Direct Request)

Each Spot requires 6 Can's of White Paint (Goat), 9 Painted Lines (Wall Post) and 5 Tyin' Posts (Direct Request)

Stage Four

15 Slow Down Signs - Direct Request
18 Warnin' Tickets - Wall Post
12 Free Parkin' Spots - Crafted
18 Street Names - Recycle Bins
16 Ridin' Instructions - Wall Post
12 Direction Dividers - Crafted

Each Spot requires 6 Can's of White Paint (Goat), 9 Painted Lines (Wall Post) and 5 Tyin' Posts (Direct Request)

Each Divider requires 6 Grass Squares (Fountain Grass), 9 Brick Trim (Direct Request) and 4 Stay Right Arrows (Wall Post)